Dear City of Manchester,
You’re welcome for the astronomical payment you are going to receive next month for the water bill at the Dean residence.
You may address any personal thank-you notes to my husband (who I love dearly) for turning the hose ALL THE WAY ON instead of all the way off and leaving it running ALL NIGHT LONG.
It will be as if Christmas came early for a few lucky city employees.
Now, I know you may be disappointed that I noticed the mistake when I did, but it couldn’t be helped.
Seeing your pool overflowing with water to the point that there are rings of water surrounding the concrete where the pool sits, puddles have formed in the walkway leading to it & have started leaking down onto your back patio?
Well, that’s kind of hard to ignore.
I’ll try not to let my tears drip onto the check while I’m writing it.
An Unfortunate Victim of One Man’s ‘Blonde Moment’