Suck It Up, Buttercup

Dear Jealous Ex,

(Not my jealous ex – I don’t have one.)

You are the ex for a reason; either because you ended it or because the other party did. You no longer have a right to voice or display jealousy, anger or resentment when you see your ex with someone else. Suck it up, Buttercup. If the person you see your ex with is the skank (or D-bag) they had an affair with, they deserve each other and you’re better off. Stop whining. Stop pining. It’s not attractive and I can promise you that you look like this:


If that’s not motivation to get yourself together, I don’t know what is.

You have given up your right to chime in on the activities and behaviors of your ex (unless you’re still friends, in which case you may carry on, but only from a platonic standpoint) so again –


That is all.


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