Today I am pondering the tastiness (or lack thereof) of French fries. It seems Ore Ida French fries taste better than all other French fries in The Land of Fried Potatoes.
Is it the pattern of the cut?
Is it because they’re cut and packaged within 30 minutes of being peeled (according to the commercial I saw two minutes ago)?
Is it because pre-packaged, unhealthy foods are inevitably more delicious than everything else?
That couldn’t be it because there are other pre-packaged French fries that don’t taste nearly as delightful as Ore Ida.
Do they add something to them before they package them? You know, something addictive like…crack?
Yeah…I’m gonna go with that.
Ore Ida: Pre-Packaged Home-Fried Crack. Mystery solved. I’m pretty sure I should get paid a hefty endorsement fee for this.