Apparently, someone asked her if she was pregnant & well…she’s not.
The good news is that she handled it . She told them that she has some thyroid issues that cause her to gain weight and it’s mostly out of her control. Then that person felt like a nincompoop and that was pretty neat.
However, the opportunity for education cannot be ignored. Don’t know how you should respond to such an awkward question? I’m happy to assist. These are in no particular order because, if I do say so myself, I think they’re all awesome.
2.) When they say, “excuse me, I’m not trying to be rude, but I was just wondering…are you pregnant?” You can kindly respond with, “excuse me, I’m not trying to be rude, but I was just wondering…are you always this intrusive or does jealousy just bring that out in you?”
3.) Or you could just tell them that it’s not appropriate to ask a woman if she’s pregnant even if she’s crowning.
4.) “Yes, it’s your husband’s!”
5.) “What a coincidence…I was going to ask you the same question!”
6.) “….with a food baby.”
7.) *act confused and wildly offended* “Um…I’m a man.”
8.) “I’m 2 days pregnant with a half human, half vampire baby. Stephenie Meyer was right…these things grow at super speed!”
9.) “Oh no, that’s not a pregnant glow. I’m just super attractive. Thanks for noticing!”
10.) “As a matter of fact I am and I’m due the day before my husband gets out of jail!”
11.) “I’m not sure. I noticed I was gaining weight, but I thought it had something to do with that alien abduction…”
12.) *with your best ‘duh’ voice* “Didn’t you see my water break just now?”
13.) “Not yet, but I will be soon. I’m going to have my placenta encapsulated. Would you like some?”
14.) “No, the doctor says I have to get off the heroine first…”
15.) *be shocked and appalled* “Well! I NEVER! I am a virgin thank you very much!” *storm off*
16.) *cut eyes at them* “I like pasta. Don’t judge me.”
17.) *with tear-filled eyes* “It’s a terminal tumor…” If you’re a lover of theatrics and you can pull it off, I would suggest mentioning that it has teeth.
18.) “No, I had a wrestling match with a spoon and a quart of Nutella. The Nutella won.”
19.) “No. I just haven’t pooped in 5 days.”
20.) “Yes, but it’s not mine…”
So, what do you think? How would/did you handle this awkward situation? Have any responses to add to my list?